Audience Member: Oh Em Geeeeee! My ears! Aahhhhh! *Attempts to puncture eardrum with piece of wheat grass in a hurry*
Deaf Person: *Signing to companion* Look at that guy trying to make himself go deaf, I told you they were as bad as they look *Smashes bottle of vinegar into eye sockets*
Blind Person: *Smelling around waving stick around in disbelief* Vinegar? I told you we shouldn't have come to this Orange Vinyle concert!
Deaf Person: *Signing to companion* Look at that guy trying to make himself go deaf, I told you they were as bad as they look *Smashes bottle of vinegar into eye sockets*
Blind Person: *Smelling around waving stick around in disbelief* Vinegar? I told you we shouldn't have come to this Orange Vinyle concert!
by Dead-Leg Jimbo January 11, 2006
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Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.
by Guess Who?????? September 12, 2014
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David’s gran came to visit yesterday, she’s so vinyl!
Did you hear Rydo’s joke about biffs, fucking vinyl!
Q: We going night riding?
A: Vinyl!
Fuck that soup off it’s vinyl as fuck!
Did you hear Rydo’s joke about biffs, fucking vinyl!
Q: We going night riding?
A: Vinyl!
Fuck that soup off it’s vinyl as fuck!
by The sandwich hunter January 15, 2019
Get the Vinyl mug.The era of rock music that lasted from 1963 to 1974. It was a really good era with many solid bands including The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, and Eric Clapton. Music of this era was very guitar driven and psychedelic.
Hey I just got done listening to some vinyl era rock and roll.
Oh yeah, like what?
Oh just some Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd
Wow that was some great music
IKR
Oh yeah, like what?
Oh just some Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd
Wow that was some great music
IKR
by Adam buckley February 15, 2019
Get the Vinyl Era mug.Vinyl Dinosaur. Usually music collectors or DJ's that frown upon other people that did follow format evolution into the modern era. Highly protective of their falsely perceived credibility of owning that one illustrious copy of a record most folk are really not arsed about because nobody ever heard anyway because some obscure vinyl only label from the North East of England only pressed ten lacquers to "keep things underground". Vinyl dinosaurs are not willing to share music, titles, artists or any info out of fear of losing their credibility. The biggest threat to a VD and something which can cause immediate outrage is a repress. Don't be anywhere near a vinyl dinosaur as there will potentially be blood due to exploding heads and hurt egos.
Look at that vinyl dinosaur doing his back in with his two crates of records.
The vinyl dinosaur was hugely offended when asked if he owned CDJ's.
The vinyl dinosaur was hugely offended when asked if he owned CDJ's.
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