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vinylgaze 

v. vahyn-l-geyz
to lay flat on the floor, ground, a bed, etc., and solely absorb the sound of the record; with closed eyes or staring at the ceiling or sky
see:
Chuck Season 3 Episode 14 at 41:20
Chuck and Sarah vinylgaze to their song, "Feeling Good" by Nina Simone

In Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, Dagny Taggart vinylgazes in her apartment:
"(Dagny) turned to a phonograph and put on a record of the music of Richard Halley... Dagny listened to the Fourth Concerto, her head thrown back, her eyes closed. She lay half-stretched across the corner of a couch, her body relaxed and still" -- section 141 (Part 1 Chapter 4)
vinylgaze by vinylgazer June 6, 2010
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vinylgaze 

verb. to do nothing but lay flat on your back and stare at the ceiling while listening to vinyls.
I can't wait to have a day off. I'm just going to vinylgaze the entire day.
vinylgaze by dkennifer March 16, 2010
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Vinylhaven 

A small Coastal-Maine town where phonograph records are made.
After successfully stocking up on crisp new yellow hexagonal No. 2's in Pencilvania, I headed on up the coast to Vinylhaven to pick up some oldies on LP. Town Manager Susan Lessard was certainly very pleasant and welcoming when I eagerly breezed into her office at the town hall, but then when I asked for directions to the nearest records-stamping plant, she just gave me a puzzled look like she didn't even have a clue what I was talking about ("Well, sorry to disappoint you, Sir, but all of our new-product vendors switched to CDs years ago"), then smilingly suggested that I check out their local thrift shops for a broad selection of nice pre-owned albums.
Vinylhaven by QuacksO November 22, 2018

vinylize 

To have sex in the back seat of a car. Usually, cheap, hot, tawdry, sweaty, teenage sex done in a hurry when you have your parents' car and the back seats are, of course, vinyl.
"I had to have Jenny home by 10, so all we had time to do was park behind the Circle K and vinylize"

sex quickie bumping uglies sexing intercourse
vinylize by Holden_Magroin January 9, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004