The Definition of a Rusty Venture is highly disputed, but the first Rusty Venture took place in a young boys room. A Rusty Venture is when you jerk off too much and your Junk turns red.
by RustyTimes November 23, 2010
Verb. The most misunderstood and vile sex act in existence.
Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.
Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.
Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
1) A Rusty Venture? It's when you **** the ***** with a *** in your ***** and push the sharp bit in your ****.
2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.
3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!
2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.
3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!
by Blind Philip November 24, 2010
A sex act during which a male engages in anal intercourse with a man or woman, and then attempts to explore other body parts on his partner with his penis while there is still fecal matter on it.
by Dr. Mrs. The Green Man November 23, 2010
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Japanese: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険, Hepburn: JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken) is a fighting video game developed by Capcom based on Hirohiko Araki's manga of the same title. It was originally released in the arcade in 1998 on the CPS-3 arcade system; this version was known outside Japan as JoJo's Venture.
Stan: Hey man, I recently got into the Jojo community, are there any games for the series?
Eric: Oh yeah, right here we got Jojo's Venture, it's a game from the late 90s and some other series made for the PS3 like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven.
Eric: Oh yeah, right here we got Jojo's Venture, it's a game from the late 90s and some other series made for the PS3 like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven.
by fourisunlucky October 27, 2020
A sexual act when a man fucks a girl in the ass and gets shit all over a dick. When the man is close to cumming he pulls out, jacks off on their chest, and then licks it off.
by Commanderjoker November 22, 2010
by Atticus620 November 22, 2010
When two guys discuss their sexual conquests only to find out they have unknowingly have three or more girls in common and instantly become best friends as a result.
Guy 1: "And then there was this girl Jessica..."
Guy 2: "...Wait, Jessica who?"
Guy 1: "Jessica Fakeasfuck?"
Guy 2: "NO WAY ME TOO!"
Guy 1: "NO WAY THAT'S AWESOME!"
Guy 2: "We're totally Venture Brothers!"
Guy 2: "...Wait, Jessica who?"
Guy 1: "Jessica Fakeasfuck?"
Guy 2: "NO WAY ME TOO!"
Guy 1: "NO WAY THAT'S AWESOME!"
Guy 2: "We're totally Venture Brothers!"
by johnnymurmur October 13, 2011