Ventrilifart

Verb - When an individual in the room announces that he ( Or she ) has gas, a third party relieves themself of their own built up flatulence. Thus directing the blame to the individual that announced having gas.

Chris: "That tuna casserol was delicious, but I think Its giving me trouble down south."

Tom: *Procedes to let loose a SBD

Travis: "OH WTF CHRIS YOU FARTED DIDNT YOU!"

Chris: "WTF noo?"

Tom: *Snickers* "Yeah that was me, I dropped a ventrilifart."

by Str8Rollin February 13, 2010

ventriloquism

The worst form of entertainment

"Hey dad, I decided to get into ventriloquism."

".......That's worse than wanting to be a mime."

by smoker89 February 24, 2010

Ventriloquism

Whilst fisting a woman a man cups his hand into a 'c' shape and squeezes and unsqueeze the inner Virgina walls of her monkey hole making her moan.

"Hey, you up for some ventriloquism tonight??"

by Meowzic October 2, 2017

Beat-boxing ass ventriloquist

1.Someone who imitates farting sounds.
2.Someone who farts loudly, and claims they're a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist to cover it up.

1.When I grow up, I wanna be a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
2.Either your ass just exploded, or you're a very good beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!

by carfreak17 December 4, 2005

ventrilo

Slang. A white dude.

Look at that ventrilo looking mother fucker... -naw man you're one of the good ones!

by YvexIh September 8, 2010

ventriloqueef

when some very talented female ventriloquist queefs but in a last ditch effort to save herself from embaracement makes it sound as if the person next to her queefed

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boyfriend "what was that?"
girlfriend "it wasn't me! it must have been a ventriloqueef"
boyfriend "oh those damned ventriloquists"

by Ryan Olsman November 22, 2007

ventrili-solo

A term to describe Jack Black's singing style.

Described as being an odd scat type of music. For example, in the song "Wonderboy", one of his lines is "Rrrigga-gyu-gyu Rrrigga-gyu-gyu", an example of his verbalized guitar solo. This type of singing appears in many Tenacious D songs in place of a melodic or ripping guitar sound, ventrili-solo.

by DETEBL December 6, 2006