VelociPastor 

1. The greatest movie about a priest who turns into a dinosaur and eats people who is befriended by a prostitute which convinces him to fight sinners and cocaine-dealing ninjas of all time.

2. The alter ego of Pastor Douglas in the movie 'The VelociPastor.'

Look! It's a christian! It's a reptile! No, it's The VelociPastor!

VelociPastor by Jeremiah Olympia March 19, 2023

Velocityraptor 

A sexual predator who also suffers from premature ejaculation.

"I got really badly raped last night. Not only did he have a knife, but he finished really quickly... I felt like I'd been had by some sort of Velocityraptor..."

Velocityraptor by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers

Scariest thing ever

Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh

Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010

velociraptored

a smart blonde who obsesses over harry potter, and is super funny, and when she bullies you it's called velociratored. she is also super random, and tall, and pretty, and is super amazing. so when a girl like this flicks you on the head you go, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU VELOCIRAPTORED ME!

velociraptored is a word. look it up ;)

velociraptored by Volanta13 June 7, 2011

velociraptoring 

A condition of one's hair where bits & pieces of it tend to stick up like the spines running along the head of a lizard or dinosaur.

"how does my hair look? am i velociraptoring?"
"uh, no; it looks good"

velociraptoring by rwrecks September 10, 2015

Velociraptoring 

In customer service this is when a stakeholder attempts to ask different individuals in an organization the same question looking for a variety of answers. Sometimes they will try getting different answers by going vertically (escalating to a manager for example) or by trying to ask the question of somebody new to the job. They are "testing the fences for weaknesses systematically" so that they can get the answer they prefer and use it to get their way moving forward.

The above quote is in reference to the line said by Robert Muldoon (Bob Peck) in Jurassic Park (1993) while describing velociraptor intelligence.

She was velociraptoring through the call center all day until she got that new guy Bob on the phone. She got him to send her an email saying that she could have an extension on submitting the form even though it is not a deadline that we control. Now she has been on the phone with the director for an hour and has forwarded Bob's email all the way to the President.

Velociraptoring by Eejeb November 21, 2023

velocoraptors 

A vicious man-eating orange

"I like eating velocoraptors!!"
"Velocoraptors taste amazingnes in their yummyness"

velocoraptors by Velocoraptor April 21, 2018