National Beat Up Matthew Day

National Beat Up Matthew Day is on April 20th and is designed to have a day to beat up your local Matthew (for whatever reason that may be)

Oh it's National Beat Up Matthew Day, I can finally beat up Matthew!

by silly goofy man August 30, 2022

National Beat up shiva day

Beat up shiva on December 6th

Can’t you believe it, it’s already December 6th it’s national beat up shiva day.

by 69969696969699696 December 6, 2019

National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 17, 2021

National Beat up a White Kid Day

On May 30 any kid can beat up a white kid no matter what.

I beat up Kevin on National Beat up a White Kid Day

by Squiggly20850 May 9, 2019

Beat Up A Racist Day

Beat up a racist day starts in NOVEMBER 30th, which the racist cannot fight back.

Most Common Racists Are Hugo, and that’s it

Time For Beat Up A Racist Day!

by ThyMilkMan November 26, 2022

my dad can beat up your dad

Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.

Example:

Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad

Emmett: Bite me.

My dad can beat up your dad

by Donkey sex in june November 23, 2017

National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.

idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

by NOT NEKU February 13, 2023