A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
by John Duckworth July 21, 2008
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P1: Who’s this new group I keep seeing?
P2: Oh that’s Now United, you haven’t heard of them before?
P1: No, but I have now.
P2: Well all day *wink wink* I’ve been listening to them and I like it like it like it like that *wink wink* 😉
P2: Oh that’s Now United, you haven’t heard of them before?
P1: No, but I have now.
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by Lilly Tale September 16, 2019
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1.When someone is taking a long time
2.Another word for Lagging
3.Someone from a group who is running late.
4.When a group of people doesn't show up on time.
2.Another word for Lagging
3.Someone from a group who is running late.
4.When a group of people doesn't show up on time.
1st Example
Person #1 - Where's John?
Person #2 - I don't know but he's being LAG UNIT Right now
2nd Example
(John finally shows up)
Person #1 - OHHHHHH LAG UNIT!!!!!!
(John feels bad)
Person #1 - Where's John?
Person #2 - I don't know but he's being LAG UNIT Right now
2nd Example
(John finally shows up)
Person #1 - OHHHHHH LAG UNIT!!!!!!
(John feels bad)
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Tim: “Dan, why the long face?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”
by Beef_Curtain007 November 7, 2011
Get the Cum Disposal Unit mug.A Professional football team from the English university city of Cambridge. Despite spending most of the time in the lower leagues, United have had two spells in the second tier and have reached the FA Cup quarter-final twice. The clubs nickname is the U's, whilst the fans are referred to as the Amber Army.
The club share a fierce rivalry with the other lot from Cambridgeshire, Peterborough United - AKA the scum.
The club share a fierce rivalry with the other lot from Cambridgeshire, Peterborough United - AKA the scum.
by cufctilidie November 29, 2011
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Jase: it's a U.V. - an unidentified varmint! Let's get something to scare it out of the roof! maybe it's something I can eat for lunch!
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