unexpected bidet

When you take a shit and when your little buddy (extremely large fat man sheeite) responds with a nice thtoink right to the ring piece (asshole)

Hey Johnny, last week I was in the fuckin McDonald's I ate 12 mcchickens I felt it comin so I ran to the McDonald's restroom, almost missed and got the worst unexpected bidet

by Upwards draft November 12, 2019

unexpected thermal event

Engineer doublespeak for "shit caught on fire"

Press 5 had an unexpected thermal event
Translation: shit went sideways and we had to call the fire department.

by Mark Barker June 24, 2021

unexpected burp

when a burp takes a unholy ammount of time to occur

Good god man, you good?

Yeah its just this unexpected(BELCHES WITH THE MIGHT OF FUCKING ZEUS) burp.

say that again?
unexpected burp.

by Chili Bobsleds. November 7, 2021

unexpected item in bagging area

used to say "that girl has a penis" without saying "that girl has a penis".

TikTok: *Shows a video of a girl brushing her teeth*
Comments: Unexpected item in bagging area, you guys!

by Lyrosity April 5, 2023

unextreme

To be lacking the essence of extreme

You are totally unextreme

by Tom Tomson June 1, 2009

Unemployeed

When a company loses a large number of employees.

That company just got unemployeed, when half the staff quit.

by Anonymous 72636637 July 12, 2019

Unemployee

Butster done fired they asses

I'm a unemployee because of buster.

by Petersdragon@trailsinthesand August 13, 2019