Uncle 

Someone who seems intellectual but they actually only posses surface level knowledge and no deeper understanding or knowledge on the subject.

He's no smart he's an uncle

Oh look at this uncle with so many hot takes.

Uncle by Kaka12346789 April 17, 2021

uncle 

touches that pp and booty cause he likes woman but he gay gay

uncle: hey sport toot it or boot it

uncle by swampy21dumb on twitter and ig May 20, 2021

uncle 

Parent's brother.

My uncle is a good person.

uncle by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Uncle 

The one in the family who touches you at night while you're sleeping.

Uncle: little Johny most be sleep time to party.

Uncle by McDuggar February 24, 2022

Uncle 

I don't know why everyone seems to think they rape us in our sleep because I have the coolest uncle ever.

He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet.

He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.

Person 1: your uncle will have non-consensual sex otherwise known as rape aka. having sex without the consent of your partner aka. iesjwgtoeswihgt

Person 2: what.

Person 3: ok but what if i WANT my uncle to shove is big fat cock into my tiny ass

Person 4: Same

Uncle by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 25, 2022

Uncle 

The collective term for a group of more than one jetski riding together.

Oho shit here comes another uncle of jetski's acting like morons.

Uncle by Mr narwhal October 1, 2022

Uncle 

A man who lives a life of leisure, fishing, rubbing meats, smoking cannabis and drinking piss tasting IPA's. They also snag a lot of aunties.

This definition comes from the warm springs Indian reservation.

"Lamar moved to the mountain to live that uncle life.

Uncle by Jwickedg October 1, 2022