When you run out of UFO/alien stories to tell, you simply just make up new ones. ~ Kerry Cassidy’s ex husband.
Darn I need to keep my YouTube career going or I won’t get paid. I’ve run out of stories to tell about ufo’s, so I have to make some up! Hope no one sees that I’m suffering from UFO disease
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by Ken Gman March 5, 2008
Get the UFO sighting mug.UFO Phil was born Phil Hill in the early 1970s in a farm area northwest of Roswell, NM.
UFO Phil began being abducted by aliens in 1972. They implanted him with a small chip, lending him a heightened musical ability. Phil says he didn't notice the talent at first. But, after years of strenuous study and practice on several musical instruments, it became clear to him. Phil now knows his abductors wanted him to spread their message through music.
Phil left the Roswell area years ago. His home had ended up on some map of important UFO locations and he grew tired of the constant visitors asking questions. Fortunately, after many years of selling UFO debris out of his garage, Phil saved enough money to build a house far away from his previous life. He now lives in relative peace and seclusion behind the fence of a military-style bunker at an undisclosed location.
UFO Phil began being abducted by aliens in 1972. They implanted him with a small chip, lending him a heightened musical ability. Phil says he didn't notice the talent at first. But, after years of strenuous study and practice on several musical instruments, it became clear to him. Phil now knows his abductors wanted him to spread their message through music.
Phil left the Roswell area years ago. His home had ended up on some map of important UFO locations and he grew tired of the constant visitors asking questions. Fortunately, after many years of selling UFO debris out of his garage, Phil saved enough money to build a house far away from his previous life. He now lives in relative peace and seclusion behind the fence of a military-style bunker at an undisclosed location.
UFO Phil can be heard on Coast to Coast AM with George Noory. UFO Phil recorded the song "Listening to Coast to Coast" played on the show.
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