Twonk

Another word for idiot, used to describe a person or item

‘Tom, I fell over and broke my arm’
‘Well, you’re a right twonk then aren’t you Jerry!’

by Dat_smart_cookie April 25, 2018

Twonk

A fat gay twink.

That twonk gets down.

by TheOGTwonk May 06, 2025

Twonk

A Change between Twat and Twinkie incase you can't swear

Boy: You Fat Twonk!
Girl: No!! I'm Not a Twonk

by Eylia-Jaclyn February 01, 2021

Twonk

A dog who is small and abnormal.

“Your dog is one Twonk!”

by THE OOKA BOOKA May 22, 2024

twonk

just an absolute idiot

‘oi issy you absolute twonk’ said jamie aggressively

by oo la la November 18, 2019

twonk

just an idiot tbh.

‘OI! ISSY YOU TWONKER’ said jamie aggressively

by oo la la November 18, 2019

Twonk

Adjective.

Used to describe drivers that are incapable, self centred and most often seen driving a BMW.

Applies to individuals that you are genuinely astounded that they 1) passed their driving test and 2) managed to fit in their BMW with the size of their inflated ego.

'that fooking BMW twonk'

by nothankyou. April 10, 2025