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Tucson bush people

Is a collaboration of mixed people that are fucking insane. It includes the select few of dumbasses who for some reason just lost their minds and do the weirdest, funniest, and out of this world acts of public humiliation. These people will randomly appear or will travel to the same locations and quite possibly in groups. They might possibly be heavily involved in enjoying drugs and whatever else they can afford or find.
Frat boy: "Hey did you get a chance to see that dude who was roaming the campus in nothing but a sheet skirt and one flip flop. Screaming that Satan was actually his ex wife 2 years and what a bitch she was."?

Slutty T.A.: " NO. But I heard about it. And I was thinking and said out loud "goddammit and these Tucson bush people." And was wondering what the hell is up with that".
by BigDaddyDeadSpace June 12, 2021
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Tuscani

Me.

Pronounced tuh-scuh-knee.

NOT “Tuh-SCAH-knee”.
My name is Tuscani, without the “Y.”
by tdawg812 June 1, 2022
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Tucson Toothpaste

The act of mixing your homies taint sweat and the purest cocaine money can buy, then proceeding to snort it off of said homies erect penis.
“Bro I’m so crashed from last night
“Oh shit what happened bro?”
“Me and Johnny were mixing up Tucson Toothpaste
by d i b s June 24, 2022
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Tuscan Two Time

The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender
Dude Jessica has such a fat ass, I want to give her the good old Tuscan Two Time
by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022
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tucson beefqueef

A hot fart related to a cum bubble that is trappped in a girls vagina after a good pounding from sex.
Man I plowed that girl so hard from behind last night and left her pussy with a tucson beefqueef.
by Sav dav March 4, 2023
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Tuscan car wash

When you fill their vagina with cooked spaghetti noodles and they drag it across your face
We had some leftover spaghetti noodles last night, so we decided to have a Tuscan car wash
by MCM<3CJB March 22, 2023
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Taking a Greyhound to Tucson

Falling asleep public transit and waking up cuddling with a homeless guy whos actually kind of a sweetheart.
A:Did you make it home safe

B:I actually ended up taking a greyhound to Tucson
by Forlornbooby April 28, 2020
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