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Angry Tomato

When you fully cut a hole through a tomato the circumferance of your penis, Heat it up for 1.5 minutes. And Fuck it !
by Choo Choo Chugga August 28, 2010
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Squashed tomato

When a person has had hardcore sexual intercouse with a ranga, and the ranga is left out of it, and can't move for a while.
I had a squashed tomato last night, she couldn't move for hours.
by Sexbombbomb November 22, 2011
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Bob the Tomato

That one person who just blushes to the point they just look like Bob the Tomato but still look beautiful as fuck because she is the girl of your dreams...
"Wow, you are really looking like Bob the Tomato but I love you."
by gunnarbarris January 15, 2019
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creole tomato

An elite gay sex position often preformed by the homeless people of the New Orleans area. With lube being scarcely available to the destitute, the readily available tomatoes of the surrounding suburbs provide a practical alternative that provides pleasure - and a meal - for two.
"Man, did you see those homeless dudes over there?"
"Yeah they were totally doing a creole tomato!"
by Notmyrealnameyo September 21, 2013
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tomato tits

Titties that are bright red from being slapped.
I'm going to watch Giligan's Island after I'm done giving this bitch some tomato tits.
by ELO Soldier September 2, 2004
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sweet tomatoes

delicious restaurant that has the best salad, soup, and pasta and a kickass ice cream machine
Person 1: Man I'm hungry.
Person 2: Hey let's go to sweet tomatoes.
Person 1: Okay!
by nokami February 20, 2009
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tmats

Throw money at that sh**.

When you absolutely hate doing something, you may be able to pay someone else to do it for you.
A: "I have to move next week. Ugh, I hate moving!"
B: "Just tmats, man.. hire a moving company.
by eatsleepraverepeat May 27, 2014
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