Tuesday

Literally the worst person alive. Like first of all who names their kid Tuesday? Were you born on like a Tuesday and your parents were like, hey that's a fun name! Tuesdays will drag you down and bite you in the ass. Stay away from people who are named after a day of the week. Period!

Omg Tuesday seems like a really nice person! Um honey no shes not she so toxic.

by Nymphet April 7, 2019

Tuesday

Just a typical day on the third day of the week

Dude 1: "Bro, Tuesdays are the best!"
Dude 2:"Nah, I think Mondays are the best cause I can make myself suffer in work again"

by Home depot worker May 4, 2019

Tuesday

Tuesday is touch a titty tuesday. you have a free pass to touch anyone’s titties

Hey man, did you know that it’s touch a titty Tuesday?

by hobo banana October 17, 2019

Tuesday

Tuesday also Titty Tuesday on this day you can touch or grab someone's titty but be gentle with them.

Its Tuesday I get to grab or touch dem tits

by End it please December 6, 2019

Tuesday

COCK

A FAT TUESDAY WOULD SMACK RN

by Facts man May 16, 2020

Tuesday

A suitable replacement because the C bomb is just not done. descending from C u next tuesday.

Oh my god I can't bear her she's such a Tuesday!!!

He did what? what a Tuesday!

I love you mate, you are such a Tuesday and I love it!

by lebodge December 23, 2020

Tuesday

In Vietnamese, Tuesday literally means "the Third". It's colloquially used to refer to you or your partner cheated with.

Today is Tuesday for Tuesdays.

by sanglit February 3, 2021