5p

used by teenage boys to signal if he thinks a female is 'tight'. instead of screaming it out he can guess at how tight she is such as '5p' which means the girl is as tight as a 5 pence piece. if you come across a fat slag then she will probably be a £5 coin, about as big as the palm of your hand.

*tom spots girl*
tom: toby!! toby over here!!
*toby looks around and clocks the girl*
toby: holy shit 5p!!
*both laugh*

5p by teby October 3, 2007

5P

Petit Peut-être Potentiel Pour Proximité,

Durant un talking stage incertain, la personne n’est pas encore un crush, mais un petit peut-être potentiel pour proximité. Se dit d’une personne ayant slider dans les DMs et pour laquelle nous démontrons une interêt.

L: Je parle à ce gars là depuis quelques semaines, mais c’est rien de sérieux. Je sais pas comment l’expliquer. C’est pas un crush, mais…

A: Oh! C’est ton 5P?

L: Exactement!

5P by Ant_abc123 March 2, 2022

5p-10p 

When the anal sphincter increases and decreases in size in a very short space of time, often when faced with an uncomfortable situation.

When my girlfriend missed a period my arse was going 5p-10p!

5p-10p by Andi Veevers May 6, 2005

5p bag 

Someone who is dangerous to your environment and you can never get rid of them.

Uck, had enough of her shes a right 5p bag!

5p bag by aw9 January 25, 2019

Looking 5p for a cup of tea 

Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .

My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...

Looking 5p for a cup of tea by Bobby angel August 29, 2017

5poon

you are insane at everything except geography

you don't know where south carolina is you are a total 5poon

5poon by 5pooon July 4, 2021

L337 5p34k 

A computer language that most adults will never understand.

L337 5p34k 15 n07 f0r 01D p30p13

L337 5p34k by boommmdka November 15, 2007