An instrument played by egocentric douchebags who think they're better than everyone else. Usually, they wear Polo, coral colored shorts, and Sperrys. If you don't play trumpet, they will hate you forever. They talk crap about people they don't even know. They also drive Mercedes, wear Raybans, and have retarded Afros. They tend to be rather rotund.
by tromBONER69 September 24, 2011
Get the Trumpetmug. by a trumpeter July 27, 2007
Get the trumpetermug. 1. An instrument which is honestly not to difficult to play correctly.
2. The most egotistical and narcissistic of brass holes, who feel they must always be mean.
3. When it is played well, it is a beautifully sounding instrument which excels in Jazz and Marching style music.
4. Scrap metal. I'm referring to the players here, not the instrument.
Whilst trumpets are beautiful instruments, the people it attracts are not so. They will never admit to being wrong, and if you are a woodwind, expect crap to be thrown your way. They are often petty, immature, and are clearly over compensating for something. I suggest not paying any attention to them during band classes, as they will often be physically injuring each other, trying to pull rank and skill on you (This often fails in the skill department), and otherwise acting as the stereotypical idiotic teenage boy. (Even if they are female.)
They also seem to have some sort of personal vendetta against the clarinets, who often share parts. It might be something to do with them having the same concert pitch. (Bb)
2. The most egotistical and narcissistic of brass holes, who feel they must always be mean.
3. When it is played well, it is a beautifully sounding instrument which excels in Jazz and Marching style music.
4. Scrap metal. I'm referring to the players here, not the instrument.
Whilst trumpets are beautiful instruments, the people it attracts are not so. They will never admit to being wrong, and if you are a woodwind, expect crap to be thrown your way. They are often petty, immature, and are clearly over compensating for something. I suggest not paying any attention to them during band classes, as they will often be physically injuring each other, trying to pull rank and skill on you (This often fails in the skill department), and otherwise acting as the stereotypical idiotic teenage boy. (Even if they are female.)
They also seem to have some sort of personal vendetta against the clarinets, who often share parts. It might be something to do with them having the same concert pitch. (Bb)
The clarinet is the woodwind version of the trumpet. If you are a trumpeter, get over your sad delusions. If you are a clarinet, I know how it feels. I'm sorry.
by Alice will Appear November 23, 2010
Get the Trumpetmug. noun
1) A person who is over-confident, egotistical, and loud.
2) A brass instrument with a small bell. There usually is a lot of them, and they need to be oiled rather frequently.
1) A person who is over-confident, egotistical, and loud.
2) A brass instrument with a small bell. There usually is a lot of them, and they need to be oiled rather frequently.
Person 1: Woah, Eric is such a Trumpet.
Person 2: Calm down, isn't that a little far? She may be egotistical, but she isn't exactly that loud.
Person 2: Calm down, isn't that a little far? She may be egotistical, but she isn't exactly that loud.
by Sockth January 25, 2019
Get the Trumpetmug. A guy that plays trumpet behind you, blasts high notes in your ear, and says he can play you in a heartbeat.
DM: What's going on with that Trumpet and you?
Saxophone player: HE thinks HE can play ME in a heartbeat. *Holds up saxophone* Bitch, I've played every guy in the band
Saxophone player: HE thinks HE can play ME in a heartbeat. *Holds up saxophone* Bitch, I've played every guy in the band
by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
Get the Trumpetmug. When someone especially with shit hair or wig doesn’t admit defeat, you say ‘You’re such a trumpet’.
by Midgemog November 13, 2020
Get the Trumpetmug.