Trottenham Hotsquirts

Jealous, bitter North London club that lost their final match of 05/06 season and the race for fourth to the mighty Arsenal when they underestimated a little bubble blowing club called West Ham. So jealous of their London betters were the Spuds that they claimed they were poisoned by the lasagne at the Grosvenor Square Hotel when really it was dirty Carrick gave them all gastro-enteritis. How we can never know for sure but it may have been due to his tendency to bend over.

Trottenham Hotsquirts: We were cheated! It was the lasagne at the posh hotel we stayed at made us sick (even though it was a local derby)
FA: Fuck off! You're out of the UEFA Cup in the first round instead of the Champions League next season.
Spuds: Not fair, not fair!

by A. Clare May 28, 2006

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twitten your twat

The act of a female rapidly fingering her vagina. Also used to make fun of a male friend whose acting like a fagget.

Michelle was twitten her twat the entire time we were watching The Notebook. Man Camron stop being such a fagget. You need to stop twitten your twat dickhead.

by MrT1021 August 26, 2009

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Tristen

The best name of all. People who has this name is the most handsome people of all. Personality of this person is the best and everyone will love the people name after this name. There are other more common varieties like Tristan and Triston but Tristen is a rarer one

Kid: "Hi, my name is Tristen!"
Everyone else: "ALL HAIL OUR NEW HANDSOME AND GREAT KING"

by Yo boi shadovortex April 17, 2021

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twitten

southern english dialect term for a confined pathway, often used for sexual activities and illegal substance consumption. Or as a hang out for chavs. It can also be used as a shortcut through parralel built council estates, if you've got the balls. (it's an alleyway pretty much)

Toby: Cor thom, do you wanna go down the alley for some summin summin?

Thom: No i'm going down the twitten to fuck some german hookers and smoke some crack

by Thoby March 24, 2006

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Tristen

A gorgeous and sexy girl you will every meet and good girlfriend you would want to have . She is caring for all her friends and family. She has brown hair and hazel eyes when people see her the drop dead right there. She is fun to be around and she will always have your back she will never let you down . She lover to spend time with her friends and she never excludes anyone she will her always be your friend . She loves music and cheer a lot . She be a future cheerleader . She is strong and very easy to love . Don’t lose her if you are her friend she also loves to dance . She is funny and sexy

Dang she is hot I want to be her friend . Tristen ~ hot , pretty and a loving person

by Pretty girl 123 December 19, 2017

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