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Toker

1. An educated cannabis smoker who knows about the various types and strains of the glorious herb, and their effects on the human body; including medicinal uses.
2. Someone who does not like to be refered to as a pothead or stoner, for they know far more than the average smoker and feel that he or she deserves a more fitting title than that of someone, who when brought to the attention that there are many different strains says, "Weed is weed!".
3. Someone who always has really good herb because they know what to get when making a purchase.
"I'm not a pothead, I'm a Toker; for a Toker...is an educated smoker."

"Oh no, Timmy doesnt fuck around; he's definately a Toker"
by Sirus2008 January 13, 2009
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Tope-Elope Weekend

Also known at a "Topie" weekend happens when anyone working in an office setting schedules either a Friday or Monday off to extend a weekend trip. They will generally schedule this time off as pre-approved Vacation time and then conveniently call in "sick" the day before or day after they are supposed to be back at work to extend their weekend.

Tope-Eloping is enjoyed by those office workers who just don't give a f*ck. More often then not, Tope-Elopers are repeat offenders.
Co-worker 1: "Where is "Amber" today, is she back from her trip?"
Co-worker 2: "Well she took Friday off and said she was going white water rafting this weekend so she probably decided to take a Tope-Elope Weekend...you know...a Topie"

Next day...

"Amber": "Good morning everyone!"
Co-worker 1: "Tope of the morning to YOU Amber!"
by J9B July 11, 2011
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toerag

Obsolete British insult: a toerag is a piece of cloth worn on the foot under the boot to substitute a sock, especially in winter, and by vagrants. Something that is squalid and disgusting; by extension, a bum, vagrant or tramp.

Preceded more obscene (and thereby effective) insults such as tosser or wanker. It has fallen into disuse also because it invokes an element of the old class system, snootishness and looking down your nose at the lower classes.
Leave them alone, Baz, they're just a bunch of toerags, they're not worth it
by Zwentibold December 27, 2008
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zero tolerance school

A school where blacks, Hispanics, Gays, Republicans, and several other racial, social, and political groups of people are not tolerated. Some schools might allow or disallow different people, but the groups given above are the most common to not be allowed.
White guy: Why don't you go to indian lane academy?

Black guy: it's a zero tolerance school
by z-axis, jojo, kermit, gracie August 16, 2008
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Tik Toker

Braindead incels that have no idea what other people are thinking, but they think they do.

The only thing dumber than a Tik Toker is someone who thinks tik tok is good
Person 1: did josh just say 9/11 was an inside job?
Person 2: yeah, he must be a Tik Toker
by I hate all people. December 14, 2019
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Toberli

An incredibly killer pun of great genius on the word 'totally'. Product of alcohol.
"You toberli love him!!!"

"I toberli love life"

e.t.c e.t.c.
by Medieval Gal January 9, 2012
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topeka

The best internet prank ever. Topeka said they would change their name to google if google moved a location to Topeka. Google responded by changing the display on their site to the word Topeka for 4-1-2010.
That Topeka prank was funny.
by badgerman5566 May 7, 2010
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