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Tooter Shellby

A green character from the Snorks cartoon. He can't only talks something in "toots", which helps him communicate with a vast array of sea life.
"Did you see me?" - A paper that Tooter Shellby wrote
by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2022
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Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
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Saddy tooter

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter
by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015
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Tooter

Tooter(s) A Vape Pen Specifically For Cannabis Use-

The term was coined in the first quarter of the 2020 Covid -19 Pandemic when groups of people had to hide from plain sight to experience social interaction. Tooterz Blue Collar Cannabis supplied friends and family with safe place to connect while they were locked down by the tyrannical government taking over the once free nation of Canada
On your way home can you stop and pick me up a tooter
by Tooterz June 18, 2022
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Tooter Shooters

An alternate name for Tatter Tots, the small delicious nuggets made from potatoes
by Tootershooter July 14, 2016
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tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
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pingus tooter

A particularly “sticky-out” womans fanny , pouting out so distinctly, that it resembles comedy cartoon penguin Pingus tooting beak .
Holy shit ! The vaj on her was sticking out like Pingus Tooter
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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