a person who tries to act cool, with little success, as they are the butt of the joke. a poser. low iq. douche bag.
guy 1: have you seen that skater bam margera?
guy 2: what a fucking tool, i cant believe he would sell out and do that shit to his parents and friends. he's a real disgrace to skating.
guy 1: yea, he's a huge tool!
guy 2: what a fucking tool, i cant believe he would sell out and do that shit to his parents and friends. he's a real disgrace to skating.
guy 1: yea, he's a huge tool!
by leroy jackson March 31, 2007
a tool is a guy who is about as gay as you can be around girls. a tool will often become excited for no reason over the dumbest shit so he can look cool around girls. tools will often only be your friend to get to others. a tool is also commonly a douchebag. if you know someone who says every movie they see is "the best movie ever", they are a complete tool and an ultrafag
toolbag: "hey man you want to go hit up McDonnald's later. I could go for like a sweet ass burger. Dude and then after lets go to this sweet party and if it sucks then lets go see transformers cus I already saw it and its like the best movie ever. And if that doesnt go down we can all just circle jerk each other. Fuckin sweet brah"
by poop247 January 04, 2008
A narcisstic, egotistical 40 something living in the greater Boston suburbs who drives a faded red Mitsubishi, wears 1980s cotton sweats or parachute pants and tans while lying on a tin-foil blanket generously applying baby-oil and simultaneously bleaching his hair all while thinking he's cool
Wow, Phil- you are such a TOOL!; What a tool! Look at his stupid hair, face, pants and car! Hey Tool! The 1980s called and they want their hair and peroxide back!
by Phil McCrackinIII July 18, 2009
by Foz April 23, 2006
by Young JJ November 06, 2007
Brian W. is a rebel Poser Tool because he trys to fit in with the skaters and does what they tell him to.
by 8th grade class of 2007 June 03, 2007
Someone who thinks theyre all that but theyre really not.Someone who everyone hates.Someone who talks smack about themselves to prove to other people that theyre life is interesting.
a tool: oh yeah i smoke weed and get drunk every night.
his "so called friend": umm he really doesnt, he's a pussy.
a jock: yeah he's a tool
EJ AGUADO.
his "so called friend": umm he really doesnt, he's a pussy.
a jock: yeah he's a tool
EJ AGUADO.
by hlahsldjahg November 19, 2005