Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.

Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.

by Alabama Spitroasting Champion January 4, 2024

Todded

Todded both a name and a verb

To mean to be absolutely screwed over by a person when they manage to absolutely f@ck up the job that they are surprisingly being paid to do

Hey why are you upset. Bro I was given the wrong brake pads again. Ahh you got todded

by Eyess January 23, 2026

Re-tooted

Re-tooted is the action of farting simultaneously one after another

"I just re-tooted like 7 times"

by Mt824 February 19, 2018

Number Tooted

How someone would explain in a cute way farting and alittle shit comes out.

Oh my goodness I just Number Tooted!

by Ronsconsin December 3, 2020

Red Toofed Monster

When you drink too much red wine, your teeth get stained and you behave like a monster.

Nicole was puking in the bushes and turned into a "Red Toofed Monster" last night!

by T-Coop April 29, 2021

Root-tooted

Smoking weed and getting as high as can be

It's good to get root-tooted after work sometimes

by Ladysommers June 10, 2023