tomorrow lander

A gay person that’s fueled by violence and romance

Villanelle from killing eve is a tomorrow lander

by Unknown source November 02, 2022

Tomorrow the person

Tomorrow is a smart, beautiful , and supportive person she is also a great friend. Tomorrow’s looks usually include short light brown hair ,brown eyes and Tomorrow always wears a big smile on her face.

Tomorrow ,will always be there for you even in the hardest times. (Tomorrow the person)

by Tomorrow the person January 05, 2018

today-tomorrow

When it's after midnight but some people don't know it is, some people will say 'tomorrow' and others will say 'today'. In order to distinguish between the two, we say "today-tomorrow" and "tomorrow-tomorrow".

Do you want a grab a drink later tomorrow? I mean... today-tomorrow.

by Zodola March 14, 2022

Tomorrow Problem

Why waste a perfectly good drinking night on some major GPA/future-dependent assignment when you can set 4 alarms for 8:17 am, fall out of bed, open your laptop and bust out the best semi-legible paper you can write on the floor with one eye partially closed and no proof-reading

Most common in College settings; specifically for those shooting for that magical B-

Bro: $1-U-call it night! Im coming over. Tequila or 30rack?

Bro 2: We got that Marketing presentation tomorrow bro. I haven't even looked at the rubric.

Bro: Fuck it, that's a tomorrow problem.

Bro 2: ...tequila it is.

by Kraks May 05, 2011

Tomorrow’s Teachings

A channel that is not well known on YouTube, however somehow manages to be even funnier than popular channels like Dhar Mann. They make videos that teach life lessons, however they are often funny or offensive and fail to teach any lesson. Some of their videos include Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash, featuring a man who has the power to possess anyone and aliens, Mom takes Autistic Son’s D**k Pic, featuring zombies and a teenager who is forced to pretend he is autistic by his mom, and Karen Hunts Down Mexicans Part 1 and Part 2 which is explained purely by the title. Oh and they sell merch and you can submit videos for $30

At school
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing

by 😩 daddy October 22, 2023

until tomorrow

Idek people capture their Instagram pictures with these, sometimes ironically. They may mean it literally as until tomorrow or somehow has to deal with corona virus

Sarah: " until tomorrow"
Me * Visible confusion * "why is this on my Insta feed all the time

by xxxah-haxxx March 24, 2020

tomorrows nobody

A Jew that gets blamed for everything in a physics class.

A gorilla (literally, not practically) who is also a physics teacher and blames everything on the Jews. Like Eric. Yeah.

by Clare August 07, 2003