Tokyo Sandblaster

When Conan farts inside a styrofoam cup, and pours milk in it. This, as many of you know, creates a rotten egg like smell AND taste. Then, he proceeds to offer this refreshment to Andy, thus resulting in a TOKYO SANDBLASTER!!

Conan Farts in cup. Pours in milk. Andy drinks. Mmmmm. Now that's one tasty Tokyo Sandblaster!

by Poway Derek November 14, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

When a Japanese street-walker crams sand up her snatch with the sole purpose of queefing it out all over your cock and/or ballz until you experience orgasm.

Guy 1: Bro, how was your trip to Japan??

Guy 2: You're never gonna believe it! I picked up this 4-dollar 'ho and she gave me the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster!!

Guy 1: You are one lucky son of a bitch...

by King Jiggy November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A gender augmentation surgery performed on Asian males as part of a sex-change operation in which the penis is removed through abrasion.

Did you hear that Miko got rid of her penis? She got a Tokyo Sandblaster last week.

by Cdre_Perry November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual position coined by Conan O'Brien. I'm guessing it's when you purposely ejaculate into a woman's face and then throw a hand full of rice at her face so it sticks.

I was banging this Japanese chick last night so I had to give her the "Tokyo Sandblaster"!

by The Stallion God November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features. The man must have a beard similar to Conan's for this to take place effectively upon the butt cheeks and his face.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by The Pradigy 805 November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Sneezing in an asian woman's asshole.

we were sixty-nining when my allergies kicked in, so it was Tokyo Sandblaster

by Blaster Master November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of breaking wind in a sleeping roommate's face so hard that pieces of poo fly all over them. Tokyo sandblasting works best after eating Mexican food.

What is that on Steve's face?

Oh, those little brown specks? I gave him a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.

by G-Monster32 November 11, 2010