Pub Scarecrow

A person who whenever is in a pub keeps females away, therefore they are scaring the birds away like a scarecrow.

Whenever he's about the women stay away, he's like the pub scarecrow.

by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones March 30, 2010

Pub hero

A regular of a specific pub, who often has stories to tell of his previous pub-centric exploits. These experiences will generally have had a positive outcome, although often obstacles will have been navigated through first.

William is my new pub hero. He told me last week about his run in with United's firm in 1974. He came out with two black eyes and a lot of pride. What a man!

by Strettonlike November 8, 2011

Pub Pantawat

An Asian guy who has been white-washed living in a white man's world

"Ayo, Pub Pantawat is such a dawg broski"

by Pussiosaurus October 11, 2022

pub honk

The process of texting your friend and hiding your phone because there’s hentai in the chat.

You pub honk you’ll be on at like 12 your time?

by itsRameses July 9, 2018

12 pubs

An Irish tradition during Christmas time, in which a group visits 12 pubs, and has a drink in each one. Those who survive win.

Tadgh: You doing 12 pubs this weekend?
John: Yeah, last year Dave has his head in the toilet 4 pubs in.

by LittleBollocks December 10, 2016

go pub

what people say when they mean 'lets go to the pub'.

JOHNNY: oi after school lets go pub
EVERYONE: ok

by ~innocent~ February 8, 2008

Pub Angel

A pissed individual splayed out flat on one's back, limbs flailing, on a pub floor

Christian was so pissed in the bar last night that when Geoff brushed his shoulder when walking past, he fell over two chairs and did a pub angel much to everyone's amusement.

by McSporran January 23, 2009