The most amazing person you will ever meet in the whole universe. Even if you travel into space and maybe even to Venus, you are not going to find someone as stunning as Geoff (unless of course you travel to Venus with Geoff:)). He can make you smile with the click of his fingers and he reminds you of what it is like to laugh and be happy 24/7 (apart from the time when you are away from him... and even then when you think of him, your butterflies start in your stomach and can't help but smile. He's the one person you can be yourself with and share with him your life story. It is incredibly easy to fall in love with him and give your heart to him but you know he'll take care of it. He's super amazingman.
Geoff Geoff, where art thou Geoff Wilton Quest?? Geoff's are so rare to come by but i'm so lucky... i think i've just bumped into mine... magic
by flowingwaters June 19, 2010
Get the Geoff Wilton Questmug. by therealgeebs October 6, 2021
Get the Geoff "Encouragement" Gamesmug. A person who is a compulsive whinger, they will whinge at anything and anyone. They are usually major tryhards.
by cranky codger March 10, 2005
Get the geoff dmug. someone who is full of the bills and has literally ALL the bitches n hoes after him. but does not like to take them from all other playa's and gangsta's. he is a respectable man.
by G March 14, 2005
Get the Geoff (A.K.A. G-MONEY)mug. Is an energetic funny guy with lots of friends but I don't know why coz he never answers his phone to any of them. His hopeless with his phone. His always loosing it unless his on the toilet. Thats where he must find it coz his always loosing it or leaving it somewhere. His easy on the eye. And always smells yummy. He has big muscles. And works to hard and burns himself out. Then sooks coz his sick. And blames it on the covid shots. But is a great provider for his family. He spends half his days on the toilet taking a shit and playing on his phone. Then complains thats his legs are numb, And thinks he smells like pot purry but more like something has crawled up his ass and died. He coughs when he cleans his ears. And always stands with his hands behind his back. He likes to fix things well most things except for laptops and phones, u can always find hundreds pulled apart and broken all over the place. When his in a good mood he bounces around like a little school boy. But get on the wrong side of him and you will know all about it.
Girl, "oh wow that guy's cute got big muscles and smells devine"
Friend" stay away from him his a weirdo that will pull ur phone apart on u thinking he will fix it. Then when ur stranded without a phone and cant comunicate with anyone he will pull a swifty and drown u with his ass stench after taking a shit and if ur lucky enough to escape that u can make fun of him but only from a distance coz his legs are to numb to chase u, but don't get caught coz u will regret it. they call him a geoff. "
Friend" stay away from him his a weirdo that will pull ur phone apart on u thinking he will fix it. Then when ur stranded without a phone and cant comunicate with anyone he will pull a swifty and drown u with his ass stench after taking a shit and if ur lucky enough to escape that u can make fun of him but only from a distance coz his legs are to numb to chase u, but don't get caught coz u will regret it. they call him a geoff. "
by Cretin dispenser July 4, 2024
Get the GEOFF.mug. by BlackJackooo November 22, 2011
Get the Geofffingmug. Geoff is the creator of the best song ever "Brazil"
Geoff Is better than mitski
Geoff is the second coolest name (other than Johan)
Geoff Is better than mitski
Geoff is the second coolest name (other than Johan)
by Orgoborgo June 14, 2022
Get the Geoffmug.