Somebody who is very charming with the ladies through text/ instant messaging, but is really awkward in real life.
Guy through text: OMG You're so pretty!
Girl through text: OMG THANKS!
The next day at school...
Guy: ...
Girl Hi!
Guy ...
Girl: What a keyboard romeo.
Girl through text: OMG THANKS!
The next day at school...
Guy: ...
Girl Hi!
Guy ...
Girl: What a keyboard romeo.
by Pseudonym_1 February 11, 2013
Get the Keyboard Romeomug. An Italian car company that produces fun, fast sports cars and performance saloons (Sedans). Europeans like them but americans are obviously quite snobby and prefer their instant fuel tank drainers! Alfa Romeo is owned by FIAT and in the beginning AR owned Darraq, a well renowned manufacturer of now vintage cars. Post 1990 Alfa Romeos are a world away from the rusting, unreliable machines they were in the 1960's and can comfortably challenge Mercedes and BMW in europe.
by Italian Cars Rock! May 31, 2005
Get the Alfa Romeomug. Teacher: Today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet.
Student: Oh, by the way, in the end, Romeo and Juliet die.
Teacher: I'll see you in detention boy!
Student: What the fuck?! They tell you in the fucking prologue!
Student: Oh, by the way, in the end, Romeo and Juliet die.
Teacher: I'll see you in detention boy!
Student: What the fuck?! They tell you in the fucking prologue!
by I spoil endings March 7, 2004
Get the romeo and julietmug. Act 1: Romeo is sad.why? because he can't get any ass from Rosaline.
Act 3 ( or something): After knowing eachother for only a day,they already screw.
ROMEO AND JULIET ARE HORNY KIDS
Act 3 ( or something): After knowing eachother for only a day,they already screw.
ROMEO AND JULIET ARE HORNY KIDS
by CrazyassWOoOKid April 14, 2006
Get the romeo and julietmug. An odd creature that eats starburst candy and is found to be dancing and singing approximately every 15-20 minutes. He also has 200M E flirting.
Hey jebrim, i'm happy for you and all, and i'ma let you finish, but Lover Romeo is the pro'est Agile of all time.
by NerfedTea March 16, 2010
Get the Lover Romeomug. An interpretation of Romeo Montague from Romeo and Juliet that features the guy having dark and creepy tendencies. It ranges from stalker-like behavior to going full nuts after losing his Juliet.
The 1982 Romeo and Juliet film and the Hungarian adaptation of Gerard Presgurvic's Romeo et Juliette: De La Haine a L'Amour had this kind of Romeo interpretation as one of their main flavor.
The 1982 Romeo and Juliet film and the Hungarian adaptation of Gerard Presgurvic's Romeo et Juliette: De La Haine a L'Amour had this kind of Romeo interpretation as one of their main flavor.
Dyl: Saw Romeo and Juliet today in a community theatre. The Romeo is kind of creepy, yet very romantic.
Phyl: He must be a Dark Romeo.
Phyl: He must be a Dark Romeo.
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 7, 2023
Get the Dark Romeomug. A guy who has nothing to do in life but to flirt around and eve-tease girls. Guys are always proud to be roadside Romeos.
by DJ Gaurav May 15, 2006
Get the Roadside-Romeomug.