titmouse

A bird referenced as something with a short term memory.

"She has the memory of a titmouse." "Sorry, I totally blanked; I have the memory of a titmouse today."

by M.L. Faire June 22, 2015

titmonster

One who possesses the characteristics displayed by the original titmonster.
Full name: Titusmonsterus
Further observations must be conducted until a more thorough definition can be provided.

Karin: hey timur!
Timur: oh my, you're such a titmonster.

by Jah know. January 26, 2010

tmeitm

(t-m-e-i-t-m)(To much effort involved there man) Term used when in chat, or texting with demanding bastards to explain that their request is far too great.

dude1.Yo dude...stroll through and bring me A slurpee from 7-11
dude2. Nay brobro!!! tmeitm

by manymostly April 20, 2010

titmytized

becoming completely hypnotised by an amazing set of ludacris boobs without even realising its happening.

introducing yourself to a girl and becoming titmytized on her chest region of beauty and getting a slap in the face before you even get your name out because your hallucinating in a daze stairing at some perfect god damn boobs. ahhhhhh.

by hoehunter March 4, 2011

Twitmad

Those that can't live without telling everybody everything they are doing every single second of every single day.

Mary is twitmad, I mean who cares that she just bought a gallon of milk for 4.98 at the local grocery store.

by AnOddGirl August 2, 2011

titmongle

When you say fuck the pussy, you just want the tits

Stop being a titmongle and fuck my pussy.

by Jaboi XII June 16, 2017

Titmatized

-1) When one can't maintain accordingly because they're mesmerized by your breast. 2)Under total control of the tits.

He couldn't barely drive home was so titmatized!

by I love Eaddy 4 life May 24, 2019