Timbo bounce

When you hit a golf shot completely off target and it takes a crazy bounce off a tree right into the middle of the fairway

Ex.
Eric: I don’t know how my ball landed in the middle of the fairway. I hit it right at the trees!
Justin: Yeah, you got a major timbo bounce on that one!

by Bossman8 April 17, 2022

Jimber Timber

The real name of "Justin Timberlake"

I just tried to say "Justin Timberlake" outloud but it came out as "Jimber Timber"

by ♥🗺☠ June 22, 2021

timber nigger

A racist word for a Native American. White people tend to tack on the word nigger to something that the Non-white people live near/in to make a quick and easy racial slurr. Native Americans live in the forrest, thus, timber nigger was coined.

Crouching Crow sure is one drunk timber nigger.

by TN November 2, 2005

timboulder

Commonly referred to as a person who doesn't have testicles, yet this person also calls testicles: "Boulders". Usually people that are like this are called Tim, and for some reason all of them like to refer themselves as "The King of KEK", aswell as the fact that they also like Friesland for some reason.

It's time to get your boulders checked, KEKW.

Doctor, are you a fucking "timboulder"?

by swaggistsociety October 26, 2022

Tugging the Timber

The act of masterbation.

I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.

by Lt.Short Bus February 9, 2009

timber

(n.) a massive, solid erection.

Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Timber Turd

When one is sitting taking a shit, his turd is so solid all the way down to where it touches the bottom of the toilet and is still connected to the rectum, and one stands up and the turd falls over and hits him in the nuts, and then one yells timber

I have to go take a poop.....
(10 minutes later)
TIMBER!!!!
thats a timber turd

by the great googlio October 10, 2009