A synonym for a bitch-ass lesbian. As lesbians don't possess a penis (most of them anyway), they end up thumping donuts.
by cuddy May 13, 2005
Get the donut thumper mug.When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock
by Mr Sausage December 9, 2008
Get the Chocolate toupee mug.Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.
by Qit February 26, 2004
Get the scripture-thumper mug.A tulip toupee is the act of having anal sex with a partner and upon ejaculation, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. This action constricts the recievers anal canal, greatly enhancing the the thrusters orgasm. Hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. Take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking butthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling " (persons name) got a tulip toupee"
Hey todd, did you get a haircut? No john, frank was over last night and gave me a tulip toupee. Wow todd, those missing patches of hair, that looks like shit. Well john, you think this is bad, you should see eric!
by Chicks dig radar guys October 3, 2008
Get the Tulip Toupee mug.The ancient Amazonian god of sexual intercourse. Revered as the bringer of fertility and pregnancy among the Amazonian women. Usually depicted as a 50 ft tall human penis erupting from the earth.
by Ronald McBigDad September 20, 2016
Get the Thepenis mug.by Prettysunset lover February 22, 2019
Get the thubelihle mug.by Fucka January 3, 2004
Get the bible thumper mug.