Performing the act of splinting on a consensual female partner, while performing oral sex on her. This involves inserting your thumb into her vagina, pushing down towards the anus to help her relieve constipation, while sucking on her clit.
"My lady was horny as hell, but also constipated so I offered to give her a thumbkin. The simultaneous orgasm and poop drove her absolutely wild with pleasure!"
"I bet it did! You're an inspiration to us all my friend."
"I bet it did! You're an inspiration to us all my friend."
by MarkHanna June 7, 2021
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Dan: honey should I wear my trump get up tonight?
Susie: what for?
Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!
Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.
Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling
Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
Susie: what for?
Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!
Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.
Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling
Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
by RayRay H. September 22, 2021
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I couldnt answer my phone cause i was straight dicky thumping.
Last night i got dome but she wouldnt dicky thump.
Last night i got dome but she wouldnt dicky thump.
by Sam Bono July 18, 2007
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Get the Grundle Thumping mug.Jeff: Did you see both Haruto and Alex yesterday at school?
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex
by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 6, 2018
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I am sick and tired of the craw-thumping of certain self-styled environmentalists who tell people who were born in a rural area that they cannot live there.
The right manipulates the financial side while craw thumping about moral values, while the left undermines every social good while crying crocodile tears for the underdog.
The right manipulates the financial side while craw thumping about moral values, while the left undermines every social good while crying crocodile tears for the underdog.
by OpaPene December 15, 2008
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by Edwin Gaffney February 2, 2006
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