Thumping Gourd

the act of kicking someone's ass in a way that causes them to have thoughts of suicide.

"dude, why aren't you online? i've been thumping gourd all day long."

by big goobie April 22, 2010

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donkey thump

When pounding a girl in the ass, right before you spurt you thump her upside the head, knocking her out causing all her muscles to contract giving the greatest pleasure in your life.

oh shit here it comes!! oh god! wait hold... on... im gonna donkey thump you!... (whack) oh..... jesus!

by Blake Sprunk June 09, 2003

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Thump Dance

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform

Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters

by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018

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Grundle Thumping

When two lesbians scissor so ferociously that their grundles emit a thumping noise

Bro did hear those dykes grundle thumping!

by DJ RectalFlex June 24, 2013

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Willy thumping

A classic saying heard when two men thump their willies with peeled back foreskin.

Jeff: Did you see both Haruto and Alex yesterday at school?
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 07, 2018

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