thotistical nerd

to think walk sleep act and speak like a thot but look like a nerd

"That bitch got all A's... but she always got her buttons opened so her breasts show... what a thotistical nerd"

by h8tersk8ter67 May 8, 2015

Thottie McGoo

A thot that commonly wears hipster glasses and tries to impress nerdy guys but is a thot all the same.

"That Thottie McGoo is back on our channel."

by memelord May 21, 2016

Theothiestic

Someone who believes in Jesus Christ, but not the bible for various reasons. They also, don't know if there is any after -life and they do believe that if your not hurting anyone or yourself do what makes you happy.

"I am theothiestic because I have some beliefs that me and Christians have in common, but not all."

by NewDefinitionsEveryday October 21, 2020

Porta-thottie

A girl who dishes out top in a porta-pottie.

-Yo you hear Ercia gave Tucker that sloppy-toppy in the porta-pottie?
-Dammmnnn she a Porta-thottie.

by mvp_whitefang August 31, 2016

Mormon Thottie

a woman who is also a sneaky hoe but knows that she has to stop her ways and be pure because she is still a Mormon.

Jennifer was nice but now she’s just a Mormon thottie.

by majesticalmeg July 17, 2018

thottie tail

A thottie tail is a synthetic kanekalon piece of hair wrapped around the back of the hair like a pony tail with tracks as a bang piece.

Girl 1: did you see her hair..that pony tail and that track bang
Girl 2: yes it was 2 different colors
Girl 3: what style is that
Girl 4: it's called a THOTTIE TAIL

by TayLove May 18, 2014

Thottie Doggy

A Very thicc and sexy dog.

Yo!!! Look It's a Thottie Doggy!! I wanna fuck that hard!

by Baron The Great November 11, 2020