therapy

Something jake paul really needs

i have anxiety so im going through therapy

by OofDoodle January 21, 2019

thorazine

Used when the cereal boxes talk to you, when you start flying and the therapist cant take your super-powers away.

Thorazine makes you go nappy.

by davemeistro June 21, 2005

massage therapy

A euphemism for the sex services provided at a rub and tug massage parlour. Often used to deceive people who are not in the know, like your stupid fat bitchy boss.

Sorry, Boss, I'd love to come to that meeting but I gotta leave work early for a massage therapy appointment.

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

therapists

A category on Celebrity Jeopardy which Sean Connery mistakes for being The Rapists

Connery: Let's try the rapists for 200
Trebek: Thats therapists mr. connery

by Lilparkczar December 8, 2007

Buddy Therapy

A term that simply recognizes the therapeutic value of having friends.

I’ve got a 12 noon Buddy Therapy appointment today, my friends and I are meeting for lunch!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

Jerry Springer therapy

The act of watching the Jerry Springer (or other funny, yet tragic) show to feel better about yourself.

Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.

Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.

Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...

Guy: Works wonders...

by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011

Therapist

A guy who can't help EVERYBODY...

Client-I eat people.
Therapist-How does that make you feel?

by Skelectory April 8, 2009