thrinking

A term used when someone does their best thinking while drinking

Guy: "Hey dude, ever ask yourself what is the meaning to life?"
Dude: "Yes, but I usually need to have a few libations first, that is when I do my best thinking."
Guy: "I feel you, thrinking is sometimes the best approach to answer life's questions."
Dude: "I'm going to have a few shots and I'll get back to you..."

by GlazeHer January 31, 2014

thinking

what I don't do during class

I was "thinking" during class today.

by pink_lilywater6406 September 6, 2018

thinking of you

what you text to the person who is the object of your masturbation fantasies as you are masturbating. Text usually sent first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

Hi Honey. "thinking of you " right now. wish you were here !

by broncula January 5, 2012

Thielking

Fat man who isn't so jolly.

Mr. Thielking runs a high school but would rather run a donut shop.

by Mendon Sucks April 21, 2005

Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P

by T-shake October 18, 2009

thinking with two heads

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.

Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)

by darthmaul.92 April 28, 2011

original thinking

What they ask you about on applications to screw you over

"Explain how you demonstrate original thinking." Me: Shit.

by rrhem November 14, 2013