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Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E
I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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A therapist for you after getting your Pickle Timpson tickled. For a nickel of course!!
Beanie: "How are you today?"

Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"
by Pervert the Herbert July 20, 2023
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Panda Society Therapist

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022
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therapist doctor

a friend who helps with your worries and problem who refers to them self as a “therapist doctor thingy”
friend1: i need help
friend2: i will be your therapist doctor thingy :)
by Spamalam038372884 November 27, 2020
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Manuel Eduardo Rodrgiuez HErnenadez Is Cthulhian Therapist

Manuel Eduardo Rodrgiuez HErnenadez Is Cthulhian Therapist
Manuel Eduardo Rodrgiuez HErnenadez Is Cthulhian Therapist
by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025
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metaphysical therapist

A person who has spent years studying the human patterns but doesn't want to get a degree in therapy and also practices holistic healing. A person who desires to help the human race exist. Dana Abbott created this to help her friends and fellow humans to be better versions of themselves. She has a lot of knowledge and wants to share. She uses crystals, tarot cards, palmistry, art, cooking and many other medias to help heal the heart and soul and find humbleness and balance.
Dana is a Metaphysical therapist, it's like a life coach but instead of direction like a life coach it's healing the whole body to be better version of themselves.
by Luna Fulever September 12, 2023
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therapist

Someone who is specifically paid by Moslem families to "train" their children to choose reading the Quran over having smartphone in their hands
In our community, a therapist isn’t just for mental health; they’re often the ones hired by Moslem families to make sure kids pick up the Quran instead of their smartphones!
by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025
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