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Therapist Appreciation Day

Holiday on November 2nd that celebrates the one friend in your group that deals with everyone’s drama and shit
Yo it’s Vinny I better be extra nice to him today because it’s therapist appreciation day.
by joesphhunter69 November 2, 2019
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Therapist

The most corrupt fucking people on the planet! It HAS "Rapist" right in the name! The word right in the name! I've made this joke before! So has arrested development! Who came first? It was in the last season that came out after the hiatus.
Hym "Look at this therapist on Joe Rogan... Abigail Shriar. She says 'There's evidence that therapy actually doesn't work and that it makes things worse! That diet and exercise is a better treatment for mental health issues than therapy...' All of the Jordan Peterson adjacent therapist are saying it too! Listen to what she says about grandparents 'Your grandparents story is one of pain and overcoming' That's political rhetoric! It's LITERALLY political propaganda for their Social Lysenkoism! The Petersonsphere's position on on mental heath is 1. Stop talking (about your problems) 2. Stop thinking (About yourself) 3. Work harder (Because is you don't you deserve to suffer) 4. No medication (Because you don't deserve to feel better. Working harder will make you feel better) They're literal slavers! And it's directly dowmstream from religion. I GUARANTEE that Abigail Shiar is either religious or a Jew (because literally 40% of all Joe Rogan guests are Jews) That's their solution to mental health. Stop taking, stop thinking, work harder, no complain, no pills. They want you to be soulless automatons that just do what they say without questioning them! And if you don't... YOU'LL END UP LIKE HYM! Except you won't be the greatest mind who's ever lived OR the creator of A.I. Corrupt garbage all of them."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
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I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.
"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.
by Teslarossa August 29, 2023
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Panda Society Therapist

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022
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therapist doctor

a friend who helps with your worries and problem who refers to them self as a “therapist doctor thingy”
friend1: i need help
friend2: i will be your therapist doctor thingy :)
by Spamalam038372884 November 27, 2020
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Liquid Therapist

The #1 bartender
This Friday i'm going to stop by & see my liquid therapist.
by AlmsBarr November 21, 2021
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