A thong. A skimpy undergarment. First known to be used in Glasgow. A slang term deriving from shortening Theodore Long's name to Th-ong. Private code used by boys in classrooms.
Other known variations;
Paphitis
Rosevelt
Teddy
Other known variations;
Paphitis
Rosevelt
Teddy
Marv: Did you spot the Theo on Tiffany in Biology.
Keith: PHWOAR. it was a frilly bad boy.
Tiffany: Does this Theo make my bum look big?
Keith: PHWOAR. it was a frilly bad boy.
Tiffany: Does this Theo make my bum look big?
by pawcracka November 23, 2009
The most evil being to exist. He will kill anyone who oppsoses him and his goal in life is to go to hell and meet the devil. He is also a huge fan of torture,murder, and blenders.
by hippyboiz June 24, 2018
by Ialwaysusemyfamily June 09, 2019
A person who everyone should be very cautious of. He is an entitled, really manipulative and coersive person, who seems like a nice guy at first but this is only a tactic to get close to you. He pretends to be a feminist but is super sexist and mysogynistic. He is the epitome of small dick energy.
I thought that he was nice but I guess he's just another theo.
You're so sexist that you sound like a theo
You're so sexist that you sound like a theo
by sweet_dab June 02, 2020
by PrayForKanye April 16, 2019
A man who will be forever alone and will have to live in his parents house as long as he lives. He is also a very small funny twat.
by Steventheman May 15, 2020
smallest dick ever i compared a pea to it and the pea absolutely crushed that limp dick mf
bro gets no bitches
bro gets no bitches
once upon a time in a distant land full of people with big dicks named abi there was a guy called theo with the tineist fucking dick, in fact it was so small that scientists called it a marvel
ha ha bro probably got no balls to
ha ha bro probably got no balls to
by mya's coochie February 24, 2022