"What's up, Ted?"
"I'm not feeling too great, I think I'm losing my mind."
"Really? Must be work. You can't even take it on an airplane anymore."
"I'm not feeling too great, I think I'm losing my mind."
"Really? Must be work. You can't even take it on an airplane anymore."
by The Dude 2 June 11, 2009
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by Sebastian "Puchi" April 27, 2006
Refering to crack cocaine
by Sandy Orfanos September 21, 2005
Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).
I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.
by Charlie March 26, 2005
Surfer slang - what happens after falling off your board on a big wave such that you either hit the reef or otherwise get held underwater for a bit.
by Rayner January 18, 2004