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The Woodpecker

Where the woman’s lies down and prepares to receive oral sex. The man must possess a rather bulbous boxers snot of a nose. The man then must drilling the woman’s gee with his nose like an impact driver. That is the art of the woodpecker
I gave my woman the woodpecker and now she’s walking like someone with polio
by TheTrojan April 3, 2020
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Woodpecker

I met this gyal last night, she was a real woodpecker!

Your girl is a woodpecker!
by BandoBenji June 5, 2020
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Woodpecker

The act of performing vaginal or anal sex solely using dildo headgear apparatus. For maximum effectiveness, your hands must be tied behind your back while mimicking the habits of a woodpecker.
Last night my girl gushed like a fountain while performing the woodpecker on her!!
by Wolverines53 November 3, 2019
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Woodpecking

Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.
Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!
by Russel bennet February 1, 2017
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Woodpecker

Woodpecker: The person on the receiving side of a Glory Hole. While giving head, the person bangs their head against the wall.
As Brian put his dick into the Glory Hole, he wondered who the woodpecker on the other side was.
by Grim Seper November 4, 2022
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woody woodpecker effect

When any media is very known, loved and hugged by another nation, but anywhere else, even from the place it has been made, that media would be considered obsolete, mediocre or bad altogether. Just like Woody Woodpecker is to Brazil.
Joe: Have you seen the news? There's a new album from that brazillian musician I told you about.
João: Oh, we know that guy, we don't really give it to his music.
Joe: It must be Woody Woodpecker Effect, 'cuz his songs SLAP! I've shown it to all my friends here in England and they loved it!
by kooleztkiin March 14, 2025
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The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.
"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"
by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016
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