Walk the dog

Walking around with your cock hanging out your unzipped shorts or pants.

One night after taking a piss in the alley, I decided to keep it out and walk the dog.

by RNPS July 30, 2009

The Kelly Walk

When you walk with your legs stretched out and taking huge steps. Used by the one and only Kelly. You also have to scream RAAAAAWWWWR while doing the Kelly Walk

Jim: Hey did you see Jose doing the Kelly Walk on the theater stage?
Bob: Omg, yea hes such a retard
Jim: Hes just special Bob just like you
Bob: RAAAAAWWWWRRRR

by DrexelTheDragon October 28, 2017

The Colin Walk

A full blown testosterone filled walk that gives off good pull out game energy whilst implying this person is muscle filled and Sexy as fuck

Damn he do be doin The Colin Walk tho. Lookin all sexy and shit

by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020

The Shafty walk

A stride that emits virginity from the bowels of the walker

Guy A: "Look at him doing the Shafty walk."
Guy B: "Yeah, bet he hasn't touched a girl before"

by croissantexp December 3, 2021

walk the carpet

The phrase in Las Vegas when a escort hooker goes out to freelance or get a client from within the casino. Usually at what of the casino bars.

Mercedes, Lexus, and I are going to walk the carpet down at Bellagio tonight. There is lot of John's throwing money around.

by Vegas P May 31, 2017

walk the peacock

A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbation - flexibly encompassing solo, mutual, and partner performance fellatio.

This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.

Tanya's carpal tunnel interfered with her menage a moi so she called up Josh to walk the peacock.

by Zeze.X February 25, 2018

Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

by dyejmdac January 21, 2019