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Squirtle

When a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.
squirtle is when a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.
by Iglooerrank600 March 17, 2024
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Squirtle

When a person uses an enema to prepare for a anal session and does not eliminate all the water completely before the fun and accidentally shoots it out of their butt at an inopportune time.
"I was hooking up with this dude last night and when I gagged on his dick, I squirtled all over my feet."
by Iamincognito February 17, 2024
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Squirtle

The action of a Female Projecting a liquid out of her Vagina, but only a little amount.
The word combines Squirt and Little.
(could also be known as a pokemon)
" I just Squirtled on the mirror "
" I got a video of me Squirtling "
" I love to Squirtle"
by TinkleToes68 April 23, 2017
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Squirtle

A sex move, you make her squirt with a squirtle Pokémon card.
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up
ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled
by knee swinger April 24, 2022
mugGet the Squirtle turtlemug.

Squirtle (GPO)

Squirtle (GPO) is a VERY mid GPO player. He sucks balls and is very rude. He also friends with Penix_Jerker. Squirtle (GPO) is VERY mid at gpo br.
Did you hear Squirtle (GPO) threw another GPO BR game? Isnt that how GPO BR with Squirtle (GPO) always ends? Cuz he is ass.
by Cool_gamer123 March 17, 2023
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Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
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