Slap the dimpled balls

Play golf

Hi Roger, do you slap the dimpled balls?

by GeoffTheDevourerOfWorlds March 4, 2019

The Holy Slap

The signature move of the bassists Davie504.
A move that is used to break a tie breaker or finish a opponent in a BASS battle.
A move known as The Holy Slap, THE BEST BASS MOVE PERFORMED BY THE SLAPPER "Davie504

The screen is then bathed in the Holy light for a few seconds after the move is performed.

"You leave me no choice" (Davie504) A phrase said seconds after someone is hit with The Holy Slap

by Roeclean April 20, 2020

The Terrance slap

The man that slapped tj so hard he now retarded

Do y’all remember when tj got the Terrance slap he was never the same…….. Solomon

by Fucktj June 11, 2022

slap the wood

Slapping an erect penis against pussy.

Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!

by Brzaukee March 21, 2015

NIGGA I WILL SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

NIGGA I WILL SLAP YOU FAT ASS NIGGA STFU made by S

Ok bet fight me nigga I will slap the fuck out of you brian

by GSJHGEGJGJUS October 11, 2020

Slap the Dishpan

This is what many people would say when they are trying to go to bed and there is one person in the room being obnoxious. In other words it is quicker and funnier to sat this instead of "shut the hell up" or "go to bed."

Guy 1: O man I just love hearing myself talk! Good one June haha

Guy 2: You better slap the dishpan in a hott minute or ill slap you up.

by Junior11 June 26, 2009

Slap the mayonnaise

1. When a woman slaps her clitoris during the act of masturbation. Examples can be found in a variety of pornographic films, including (but not limited to) CLAM SLAPPERS volumes 1-62, DIVING IN OYSTERS volume 6, and DADDY, DON'T! volume 16. This move was popularized by Nina Hartley in the 1983 film, PINK CANOE. 2. When a male reaches an orgasm of prodigious proportions. For examples, see any Peter North film. 3. Preparing a sandwich with mayonnaise. 4. The act of patting one's head and belly at the same time. Considered impossible by some, there have been several people throughout the years who have been able to accomplish this feat. According to old world legends, those who are capable of this also possess the ability to see the future and to control the thoughts of minor mammals. 5. An all-purpose phrase that can be applied to any questionable action. RELATED FACTS: When this phrase is used, it is not uncommon to accompany it with a gesture familiar to those who have seen THE KARATE KID. Both arms are swept across one's chest in unison, back and forth in a slapping gesture.

1. "Dude! Look at her slap the mayonnaise!"
2. "I'm gonna' slap the mayonnaise all over you, baby."
3. "I think I'm going to slap the mayonnaise on a few slices of bread."
4. "Shit! I didn't know slapping the mayonnaise was so difficult!"
5. "I'ma slap the mayonnaise all over this hizzie!"

by Tusitala July 29, 2009