(K) Nob Shiner

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"
1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"
by Ali August 29, 2004
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San Francisco Shiner

When a gay man punches a woman in the face.
She was giving Mario lip, so he gave her the San Francisco Shiner.
by Dale Reinhardt May 25, 2007
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San Francisco Shiner

When a gay male punches a woman in the eye.
"Stop calling yourself my faghag, woman, or I'll give you a San Francisco Shiner!"

"Fiona didn't stop talking, so Anthony had to give her the San Francisco Shiner. That'll teach her!"
by AnthonyBSmith June 04, 2007
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Irish Shiner

Polishing a woman's ass using a spit-shine method, for the purpose of using your spit as an anal lube.
"Hey, I gave your wife an Irish Shiner last night."
by Horse Nipple March 14, 2008
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Shoe shiner

He was raised on nothing but scrounged up enough to be a shoe shiner.

She impressed him with her resourcefulness as a shoe shiner so after she made his shoes look spiffy and new again he tipped her big time.
by BeStill December 04, 2019
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missile shiner

A person who says they’d join the military but they can’t because of some bullshit excuse
John is a missile shiner he said he can’t enlist because of his small penis
by Kody_6226 September 09, 2020
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congo shiner

Someone who’s good at sex
She thought she wanted a lover boy but what she really want is a congo shiner
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