The act of vomiting and using said vomit for lube to Jack off with; then vomiting a second time in pure disgust with yourself.
I came across an accident scene the other day and saw a hot chick with two broken legs on the ground. Confused with my feelings, I gave myself a dirty shepard.
by SoiledDove October 3, 2023
Get the Dirty Shepard mug.A tyrant, the tyranny of evil humans, not just evil men/males. A shepard might seem to be a good natured humanitarian on the surface, doing charitable things for people, integrating people of all walks of life, feeding the hungry, and so on, but the shepard will always think of himself as more powerful and closer to god than the sheep, which is why the shepard thinks of himself/herself as leading the sheep/herd of people from behind, walking behind them with a cane (it's interesting how cane and the biblical name Cain sound the same, though they are spelled differently).
The girl thought of herself as the shepard, and of others as the sheep, looking to her for guidance and preaching, and never questionig her authority or what she actually practiced herself.
by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
Get the Shepard mug.Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.
by Mexican mf April 14, 2022
Get the Alan b shepard mug.A German Shepard dog who jumps and runs from the room/area at loud noises or something falling on the opposite side of the room/area. Often with tail tucked and ears back.
German Shepard dogs barking in the yard as a man walks by.
Man abruptly barks loudly back at the dogs. BARK!
(The dogs tuck tail and run inside where their owner is.)
Owner laughs and exclaims "You two are nothing but big ol Chicken Shepards!"
Man abruptly barks loudly back at the dogs. BARK!
(The dogs tuck tail and run inside where their owner is.)
Owner laughs and exclaims "You two are nothing but big ol Chicken Shepards!"
by RubySueDaisyMay February 18, 2023
Get the Chicken Shepard mug.To pull an Alan Shepard is to cheat on your significant other but play it off like the total badass that you are.
“Dude I just pulled an Alan Shepard”
“What do you mean by that”
“I just cheated on my wife and I didn’t lose any friends because of it”
“What do you mean by that”
“I just cheated on my wife and I didn’t lose any friends because of it”
by Tyrone V. Biggums November 5, 2020
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Has bright blue kind eyes blond hair that looks crusty af.
Claims he has style but wears basic shit everyone else wears, you rarely ever see him without glasses.
Sheps can be the sweetest or most toxic person you know it depends on how you treat them, most likely always has there heart dead set on that one brown haired girl yk what I mean sheps.
Sheps are supper freaking hyper literally bouncing off of walls hyper, they have supper bad trust issues if you hurt them once they’ll never act the same with you as they did before.
Sheps cover their pain with their humor and jokes but deep down they’re dying inside and begging for help.
You might think Sheps gay at first but he just doesn’t have a bubble fr.
He’s always that friend to stay up late with you and talk you through whatever you need to talk through he’s a real one.
Has bright blue kind eyes blond hair that looks crusty af.
Claims he has style but wears basic shit everyone else wears, you rarely ever see him without glasses.
Sheps can be the sweetest or most toxic person you know it depends on how you treat them, most likely always has there heart dead set on that one brown haired girl yk what I mean sheps.
Sheps are supper freaking hyper literally bouncing off of walls hyper, they have supper bad trust issues if you hurt them once they’ll never act the same with you as they did before.
Sheps cover their pain with their humor and jokes but deep down they’re dying inside and begging for help.
You might think Sheps gay at first but he just doesn’t have a bubble fr.
He’s always that friend to stay up late with you and talk you through whatever you need to talk through he’s a real one.
You: Who’s that hot ass blond boy?
Me: oh that’s shepard I know he’s so fucking hot bro treat him right tho if you lose him you’ll regret it
Me: oh that’s shepard I know he’s so fucking hot bro treat him right tho if you lose him you’ll regret it
by LovelyLove420 February 3, 2022
Get the Shepard mug.The girl trying to lash out at their hornets nest by striking it with her cane thought of herself as a shepard, but the masses were not her sheep.
by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022
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