When you beat your meat with bracelets on your wrist.
Specifically bracelets that make a loud rattling sound when you shake your wrist.
Specifically bracelets that make a loud rattling sound when you shake your wrist.
by beyonce the skeleton May 14, 2023
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The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.
by Quad45 January 14, 2025
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B: "How's your wife, dude?"
A: "My girlfriend didnt make dinner last night, so I gave her a Oklahoma Rim Rattlesnake, she hates me and now we're getting a divorce."
B: "Oh shit."
A: "My girlfriend didnt make dinner last night, so I gave her a Oklahoma Rim Rattlesnake, she hates me and now we're getting a divorce."
B: "Oh shit."
by Oklahoma hater 9821 August 17, 2025
Get the Oklahoma Rim Rattlesnake mug.A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.
Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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by Ryan h, machesney park il February 19, 2011
Get the Rattlesnake mug.The act of sounding a penis with a small bottle of hot sauce, then emptying it’s contents into the urethra right before ejaculation and removing the bottle. This causes the ejaculant to mix with the hot sauce, causing a burning euphoric orgasm that can last up to 20 minutes.
“Did you hear the President last night? Sounded like a red hot Russian was giving him a red hot rattlesnake.”
by YBTEXAS May 29, 2018
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