Oklahoma Rim Rattlesnake

(Must have jagged or uncut nails) When the male grabs the females ass cheeks during intercourse and inserts his nails into her ass crack, spreads it open and shakes it viciously.

B: "How's your wife, dude?"

A: "My girlfriend didnt make dinner last night, so I gave her a Oklahoma Rim Rattlesnake, she hates me and now we're getting a divorce."

B: "Oh shit."

by Oklahoma hater 9821 August 17, 2025

Rattlesnake

When ur doing anal and the girl farts on ur dick.

She rattlesnaked all on my cock dude!!!!

by ForAHamstra January 27, 2020

Rattlesnake

A "really weird" term for a long piece of feces.

George: I just had to take the longest dump ever.

Norman: How long?

George: It was a Rattlesnake.

Maya: Ew, guys, gross.

by Angelina Stewart February 4, 2023

Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.

Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Thee Rattlesnake

When you grow your pubes out, put beads in them and then wiggle your hips whenever you’re horny

I was ready to go to bed, but she did Thee Rattlesnake and I knew it was game on

by protoiletrider June 16, 2022

Rattlesnake Hammock

Male thong worn by a person with STDs. Also see banana hammock.

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, not a banana hammock."

by Ghost_anon June 2, 2022

The Toledo Rattlesnake

While a girl eats your ass, you shit on her face while shaking your ass like a rattlesnake.

I was cleaning for 5 hours after the Toledo Rattlesnake last night.

by ToledoRattlesnakes January 8, 2009