Politician

A person who dodges questions as a job

Person 1: Them politicians are unreliable.
Person 2: IKR?!

by Mini_fuzz_ball May 22, 2020

Politician

A person skilled in the art of using many numerous multifarious words to say very little in the hope that some poor sucker or rich capitalist will be fooled into donating money to their election campaign.

Synonym: See skank, slime, crud, muck, scum
Antonym: See swimmer, runner, mountain climber, motorcyclist

Politician Mitch McConnell Ted Cruz republican Tea Party

by Cannoliamo June 23, 2013

Politician

A lying scumbag that tricks people into voting him into office and then gathers campaign funds to spend on martini and women.

"Cut it out-you're being such a politician."

by TheProtoss October 5, 2013

Politician

An amateur liar

Look at mike, he’s such a politician

by Doesgodknowallaboutme May 30, 2019

Politicians

The best liars in the world.

Boris Johnson: 3 week lockdown to flatten the curve

Another year later: Most people vaccinated, yet we are still restricted...

Lying politicians at it's best

by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

Politician

See ,liar,pedophile ,cheat ,sex pest ,gay,bummer,idiot

Wow man that politician is a cum slut

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

politician

a soul deprived being that somehow people actually like (reminds me of furries)

You: I saw a furry earlier today.
Friend: Don't you mean a politician?
You: Meh, what is the difference.

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 13, 2018