Jungle Patching

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

by Muffy Julian June 21, 2010

patches are welcome

Also, "pull requests welcome"

The open source way of saying "go screw yourself".

When somebody requests a new feature in a open source project and nobody wants to implement it, the project moderators will politely say no by saying that the person requesting the feature is welcome to do the work himself.

Random guy: I think it would be a great if Firefox supported joystick navigation. That way, a user can click on links using a joystick rather than a mouse.

Project Maintainer: We don't have the resources to create such a feature. Patches are welcome and we will review the code if you are willing to write it yourself.

by sebflippers July 13, 2014

pebble patch

the space underneath the shaft of the dick and the ball sack

this bitch slapped her tongue against my pebble patch

by Petey Pebbler May 28, 2010

Rough Patch

When something bad happens for a long to little period of time

This week has been a rough patch

“You know today’s been a rough patch when your behind a big cow trailer and your also trailering cows and a cow in front of you pees out the back. Then you go to turn the whipper fluid on and it’s only comes out the passenger side.”

by cowsss July 09, 2018

Burrows Patch

Triangle of hair on the lower back of a man

My boyfriend needs to manscap his Burrows patch.

by Cezanne 57 January 21, 2019

lady patch

the one and a half inch area of skin between a female's vagina and asshole.

A guy has a grundle, a woman has a lady patch.

by Paiger G. December 03, 2008

Vagi Patch

A club, party or social gathering where males suddenly find themselves completely outnumbered by hot women. The female equivalent of a Sausage Factory

"Marcus and Paul had plenty of hot chicks to pick from in that bar, they were the only two guys in there. That place was a total Vagi Patch."

by TwoWeeks December 17, 2008