quite the sex object

This is what Jonah Marais is. He is known as a sex object(in his video he made).

Have you ever heard of Jonah Marais?
Yay he is the quite the sex object dude. Right?

by Asdfghjklqqertyuiozxcvbnmlkjhg September 25, 2017

breath of the wild object map

breath of the wild object map
a map that shows objects

John Cunningham: "Did you use the 'breath of the wild object map' to find all 900 koroks?"
Steve Harvey: "yeah man i used the 'breath of the wild object map' to find all 900 koroks!!"

by don's ihpone May 10, 2022

play the pink oboe

To perform fellatio on a male

"Shirley bent down and proceeded to play the pink oboe"

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

Play the Hobo Oboe

To administer fellatio to a person of no fixed abode.

Cor, Trace that unwashed drunken homeless man looks hot, I think I want to play the hobo oboe.

by Alan the Bwang August 20, 2008

The Barrack Obama Slide

The Barrack Obama slide is when you take both hands and shove them in to your partner's anus. After ripping the anus you stick your face in their ass sucking up all of the blood and shit. After filling your mouth up with blood, shit, and saliva you make out with your partner. After both of your faces are covered in blood, shit, and saliva you then drink 3 cups of laxitive and have your parther shit on your face with their ripped open anus.

Hey want to do the Barrack Obama Slide?
Only if it's a dance move.

by niggerlover69 March 6, 2011

verb the whole object

A snowclone often used in New Age, pseudoscientific or borderline fields to cast a warm glow over the enterprise in question. Meant to imply, usually fallaciously, that the real scientists or professionals are missing out on something that their clients urgently need, or at least want very very badly but for some arcane reason are unable or afraid to articulate.

Examples of phrases using the "verb the whole object" construction would be:

"Alternative" practitioners treat the whole patient. (Unlike those bloody doctors, of course.)

Home birth widwifes read the whole woman.

Organic caterers use the whole plant. (I wonder if they make rhubarb crumble).

by Fearman February 23, 2008

jo on the j-o-b

1. has to be sung "j-o on the j-o-b"
means to fuck around at work
2. waste time on payroll

I like to j-o on the j-o-b, j-o on the j-o-b!

by Bud E Love May 8, 2003