Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.

Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.

by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014

Museum Putty

Sugar daddy nut.

"To get my rent paid, I had to eat alot of museum putty"

by Jadddy January 10, 2021

museum clams

museum clams is a word that expresses general joy and or excitement and is well-known in the splatoon community.

You just won a tournament? that's very museum clams

by Hotttpancakes November 19, 2023

Museum clams

A word that generally expresses joy, but can be used in any situation. The word was coined by splatoon player BPancakes.

You just killed a child? that's very museum clams of you.

by Hotttpancakes November 12, 2023

Austronesian Museum Philippines

Austronesian Museum Philippines defines the AUSTRONESIAN OCEAN which covers several continents. Based in Iloilo City, The Philippines, it is being run by The Iloilo-Guimaras Strait Organization headed and founded by Abraham.

The Austronesian Museum Philippines holds the key to all the seas.

by The Austronesian Museum Philip June 03, 2025

NASA museum

Smack down in the middle of a trailer parks a dude who thinks he works at NASA and astronaut. Has over 100 model spaceships from very small to over 40' high! Straight up loon. Oh yeah hes a semi pro wrestler who calls himself The Skunk!!! hahahahaha! And ran for Mayor

NASA museum

by NASA Marlboro July 26, 2021

Going to the polish museum of America

To have relations of a sexual nature.

Leah is going to the polish museum of america with me after the show.

by Favoriteanimalisbear November 18, 2021