Medusa pouch

(noun) a beer-carrying pouch which is created by taking the shirt off of your back, laying it flat on the ground, placing beers onto the flat shirt, then tying the lower corners and shirt sleeves to each other so that the beers cannot fall out. It is so named because when carried, to a drunk, it may appear that one is carrying the head of the snake-laden Medusa of lore.

I have all of this beer and n container to transport it. All I have are my personal possessions, my body, and a very resourceful intellect. Eureka! I'll use my shirt to rig up and Medusa pouch.

by J4N35H December 9, 2010

Half way to Medusa

This is a term for when a man's wife or significant other has out of control and strung out hair.

" Did you see Kate earlier? she was half way to Medusa!"

by certainlystan November 20, 2017

medusa headed

A common term to describe a woman

That Medusa Headed bitch tried to stab me!!!

by Drunken Indian April 14, 2009

Medusa-ring

The male lies on his back and lifts his legs into the air as to put his body weight onto his upper back, neck and head. Then while erect, he pushes the penis forward between his legs and the partner then sits on his cock, the partners legs will be adjacent with his back. After he cums, the partner pushes out the semen so it rolls down his stomach and into his mouth.

Ted loved it when his girl friend medusa'd him, she was a very big fan of medusa-ring, he really enjoyed the taste of his fresh cum and her ass.

by analman52 January 6, 2012

Medusa

To explain how stoned or gone one is on weed

“ Dude I’m medusa”

“Wdym bro “
“ cause I’m straight stoned”

by Jack MF Purchase July 22, 2020

Medusa

Code word for boobs.

Look at the Medusa's on Jodie. Did she get them done in Turkey?

by Matt Bot June 18, 2024

Medusa

The fast-food lady who likes taking pictures of people. She is also the statue collector/seller. Plus the lady that is definitely fishy but some reason you trust her

Grover- I smell monsters...
Percy- don't be silly this sketchy building with the sign I can't read is perfectly safe
Annabeth- yeah it's fine not like we can end up running into another monster on our trip we are perfectly safe
Percy- yeah and these statues are just normal statutes that are very scared
Annabeth- Yeah!!.... wait say what
Percy- let's eat this food a random stranger gives us
Grover- that statue looks like my uncle Ferdinand.....wait that is my uncle Ferdinand!!! 0-0
Percy- maybe were not safe.....
Medusa- Too late!!

by Lizzy the dino May 6, 2020