Meaty Heff

meaty heff

that birds a meaty heff

she was huge, a propa meaty heff

by HorHorOffical June 8, 2019

Meaty Sword

An erect penis

She got naked and I slayed her with my meaty sword.

by I Fish 247 February 20, 2009

Meaty plonker

1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width

2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet

3. An overweight or well-built stupid person

"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"

"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"

"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"

by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014

meaty snapper

A woman with thick labia and a huge pussyhole

Friend 1: how was your date last night
Friend 2: i fucked her but man Melissa had a meaty snapper

by kryptkicker5 March 28, 2016

Meaty Calves

Unisex term referring to one's sexy calves. Their calves must be muscular and defined to fall under the category of meaty.

Person 1"Wow! Mr. Stockwell's has such meaty calves."
Person 2 "Oh my god! Yes he does."

by MWOODZ June 18, 2018

Meaty Pud

A low class, cheap pre-cooked meal. Usually consumed by a middle age celibate. Who works a dead-end, usually minimum wage job, in the darkness of his own rented suburban apartment. One pudding contains a mixture of unknown animal tissue combined with a damp, gelatinous outer exterior.

On his way home, Terry stopped by Poundland to pick up a 'meaty pud' to add some sparkle to a rather sad evening.

by Terry<3MeatyPuds November 6, 2020

meaty curtains

British Slang refering to a female's genitalia

I parted her meaty curtains put my wood to bed

by Gas passer August 25, 2003